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Go the $#@! to sleep
June 17th, 2011 | 
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Probably a little risque for this blog but I think that the sentiment in this book is probably shared by parents everywhere.
If you go to http://www.audible.com/pd?asin=B00551W570 you can download the audio version for free.
“Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) rocks this mock bedtime story, capturing a hilarious range of emotions as the voice of a father struggling to get his child to sleep.
Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s profane, affectionate, and radically honest verses perfectly capture the familiar - and unspoken - tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, he opens up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations and laugh at their absurdity.
Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the F**k to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. Due to its explicit language, you probably should not play it for your children.
Go the F**k to Sleep is available free for a limited time. Feel free to share the link to this page with tired parents and other people who could use a good swear and a laugh.
©2011 Adam Mansbach (P)2011 Audible, Inc.
What the Critics Say
“Total genius.” (Jonathan Lethem, author of Motherless Brooklyn, father of two)
“A children’s book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud - hilarious!” (David Byrne, musician, father of one)
“Finally, someone tells it like it really is. This is no-guilt funny and a godsend!” (Cristina Garcia, author of The Lady Matador’s Hotel, mother of one)”
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expensive baby bag number 7
Brand: Kate Spade
Make: Classic Noel Henry Baby Bag
$465 USD
Description: The kate spade noel mark is an abstract rendering of the initials “ks” and when made into a repeat, it becomes graphic logo pattern: accented with a sporty and bold nylon web stripe, the classic noel group is just right for everyday mommy chic. Ks noel woven on durable jacquard fabric trimmed with patent leather; over the shoulder tote with zipper closure; 2 exterior bottle pockets; interior double slide pockets and zip pocket; 14-karat gold plated hardware, wipeable purple ks noel print lining; lining and changing pad are waterproof; changing pad included; imported; 7.8″ drop length; 10.6”h x 15.7”w x 7.1”d
Bellyitch Says: I can vividly recall when kate spade was THE it bag among all social levels and I think spurred a very hearty counterfeit blackmarket to follow! This is a very pretty bag. I like classic sleek and streamlined looks, so I heart his bag and at half the price of the Prada bag, it looks like a good sound investment.
GET THIS BAG AT: Kate Spade.com
(List courtesy of bellyitchblog.com)
I absolutely love this bag.
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8th most expensive baby bag!!
Brand: Felix Rey
Make: Emma Diaper Bag
Retail Price: $450.00USD
Description: Giant outside front bow doubles as a roomy pocket; Outside back pocket; Inside bottle holders,; Fold-out changing mat cellphone pocket and zip pocket; Two clear removable pouches; Durable wipe-clean nylon, cotton print lining; Sturdy patent leather handles and trim; Pyramid stud details; 20″W x 12″H x 8″D; Imported
Bellyitch Says: This bag is a lot more stylish for the fashionista mom and while it’s still a pretty penny for a Nylon bag, it does look durable and like it was built with quality construction.
(List courtesy of bellyitchblog.com)
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Expensive baby bag countdown!!!
Its been a while since we have had a countdown!!
I thought we could look at the nine most expensive baby bags on the market!!!
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Number 9. Brand: Juicy Couture
Retail Price: $325 USD
Description: Convenient, stylish bag comes with bib, diaper cloth and Juicy changing pad; “Juicy” print on side and interior; Removable shoulder strap, 8¼” drop; Top handle; Two outside pockets; One outside zip pocket; Five interior open pockets; one zip; 10¼”W X 6¼”H X 1″D; Tote: Nylon lining; cotton/polyester; cowhide leather trim; Bib: Cotton/polyester; Diaper cloth: Cotton/polyester; Changing pad: Nylon; Imported.
Bellyitch says: I can see this on the hips of younger moms, but yet it is attractive and still slightly conservative in styling that an older mom who isn’t too concerned by the young branding of Juicy can pull it off. I love the fact that the bag comes with a bib and diaper cloth. So goes introducing the posh life to your baby from jump street! Ha!
GET THIS BAG AT: Saks Fifth Avenue
I think this is a great bag as well and not just for new mums!!!!
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Passive aggressive presents for parents!!!
This is a very funy post that I found on Babble.com!! It was posted by Jaime Morrison Curtis on March 16th, 2011 at 12:32 pm.
Baby showers, holidays, and birthdays offer up prime opportunities to give gifts that keep on giving… in the form of loud noises, ridiculous messes, and feelings of confusion and bewilderment from the poor unsuspecting parents. We’ve all received them – those presents that seem to say “I love you” while subtly communicating otherwise. The kind of gifts that make children swoon with joy, and make their parents say “gee, thanks.” Please share the most passive aggressive gifts you’ve given or received in the comments, and find out our Top 10 Passive Aggressive Presents for Parents after the jump…
TOP TEN PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PRESENTS FOR PARENTS
10. Window Markers
Why the kids will love it: These markers are designed for scribbling all over a formerly forbidden coloring zone – windows.
Why the parents will hate it: Umm, windows don’t clean themselves.
9. Moon Sand
Why the kids will love it: Sculpt brightly colored sand into adorable treats for hours upon hours of arts & crafts and pretend play fun.
Why their parents will hate it: Hours upon hours of picking-it-out-of-the-carpet fun!
8. Multi Voice Changer
Why the kids will love it: They can say “GIMME CANDY” in 10 different voices!
Why their parents will hate it: Their kids can say “GIMME CANDY” in 10 different voices.
7. Ball Pit Balls (with no pit)
Why the kids will love it: Tossing, throwing, and rolling in balls all day long.
Why their parents will hate it:Two years later, they’ll still be fishing balls out from under the dryer, behind the fence, and tangled in bushes.
6. A Well-Titled Parenting Book like Parenting Your Out-of-control Child or Your Kids Are Your Own Fault
Why the kids will love it: You’ll be such a better parent to them after you read one of these tomes!
Why their parents will hate it: You read the titles, right?
5. Ultra Stomp Rocket
Why the kids will love it: Future astronauts jump and stomp with glee to send the rocket 200 feet into the air
Why their parents will hate it: “Sorry about your window Jim… again.”
4. Smoke Balls, Stink Bombs, or the amazing Bomb Bag.
Why the kids will love it: Kids love practical jokes, gags, and stinky stuff.
Why their parents will hate it: Just the message they wanted to send to their future arsonists.
3. Disney Fairies Water Dispenser
Why the kids will love it: FAIRY WATER!
Why their parents will hate it: “What are you doing in there sweetie?” “I pour fairy water mama! I make magic fairy floor!”
2. Kid’s Drum Set
Why the kids will love it: Nothing makes a kid happier than banging out mad rhythms.
Why their parents will hate it: Nothing makes a parent happier than the sweet, soothing sound of drums.
1. A Puppy
Why the kids will love it: Duh.
Why their parents will hate it: Duh.
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